Welcome, young hamster hacker!
Today, we'll cover the basics of hamster fuelling, wheel running, and cage decorating for maximum hamster zen.
Hamster Fueeling 101 The Art of Wheel Running Cage Decorating for the Modern HamsterBut first, let's talk about the most important thing: getting your hamster to do your taxes for you.
Step 1: Train your hamster to use a tiny calculator.
Step 2: Teach your hamster to understand basic accounting.