Hammer Time!

Page 2 of 4: The Hamster's Guide to Time Management

As a hamster, time is a precious commodity. You've got to make the most of it.

Critical Time Management Techniques for Hamsters:

• Wake up at 4:00 AM, start running on your wheel, repeat.
• Learn to prioritize: food > sleep > social life.
• Don't get distracted by those shiny objects. Focus.