Hamster Responsibility Agency

Welcome to our hamster-sized bureaucratic nightmare

We are the official agency for all your hamster-related responsibilities. From burrow maintenance to snack procurement, we've got it all covered.

Don't worry, we won't make you sign any contracts, but we will make you sign in our guestbook:

Or, if you just want to browse our extensive collection of hamster-themed memes:

Current Case Load:

We are currently handling the following hamster-related cases:

• Case #5: "The Great Cheese Heist"
• Case #42: "The Missing Toy Ball of Justice"
• Case #11: "The Hamster-sized Hole in the Wall"

Hamster Responsibility Agency Statistics

Hamsters Served	5
Snacks Processed	100
Burrow Inspections Performed	50