Hamster Responsibility 101

Welcome, hamster parent!

Are you tired of feeling guilty about neglecting your hamster's needs? Do you want to become the best hamster parent ever? Then you're in the right place!

Hamster Responsibility 101 is here to guide you through the basics of hamster care, including:

Don't worry, we won't make you do any math!

But seriously, being a good hamster parent is hard work. Stay committed, and your hamster will thank you.

Or not. They're hamsters. They don't care.

Hamster Parenting Advice

Got hamster parenting questions? We've got answers!

Or at least, we'll pretend to have answers. We're still trying to figure out this whole hamster thing.

But hey, it's a good starting point, right?

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