It's been reported that a group of highly organized hamsters have made off with an unprecedented quantity of cheese. Eyewitnesses describe the scene: "They were like a fluffy black ops team, sneaking around, avoiding security cameras, and leaving behind only a trail of shredded paper and a single, mocking hamster toy."
The hamsters, known as 'The Whisker Wizards,' have been linked to several high-profile cheese heists in the past month alone. Their motives, however, remain unclear.
When questioned about the incident, a spokesperson for the Hamster Union claimed, "We cannot comment on the specifics of this situation, but we can assure you that our members are committed to the pursuit of all things cheesy."
Stay tuned for further updates as this story continues to unfold.