Article I, Section 1: All hamsters are equal, except when they're not.
Section 2: The right to free cheese.
Section 3: The duty to rotate on a wheel at least 5 times per day.
This is the official constitution of the Hamster Union. Don't @ me.
Article IV, Section 1: The right to a safe and comfy cage.
Section 2: The duty to not eat all the cheese.
Section 3: The right to an 8-hour workday, minus 2 hours for wheel-running.