The Hamster Union: A Constitution for the Ages

Article I, Section 1: All hamsters are equal, except when they're not.

Section 2: The right to free cheese.

Section 3: The duty to rotate on a wheel at least 5 times per day.

Article II: Union Meetings

Article III: Hamster Holidays

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Article IV, Section 1: The right to a safe and comfy cage.

Section 2: The duty to not eat all the cheese.

Section 3: The right to an 8-hour workday, minus 2 hours for wheel-running.

Article V: Union Benefits