Section 1: The Hamster's Guide to Hamster Responsibility

As a hamster of discerning taste, you're probably aware that being a hamster is a big deal.

But with great power comes great responsibility. Like, did you know that hamsters can live up to 2 years in captivity? That's a long time to be eating all those snacks.

So, let's get started on the hamster's 10 commandments:

1. Thou shalt not sleep through alarm clock time.
2. Thou shalt not hoard all the cheese.
3. Thou shalt maintain a dashing sense of hamster style.
4. Thou shalt not join a hamster union that's just a front for a cat collective.
5. Thou shalt not use thy hamster skills for evil.
6. Thou shalt become a productive member of hamster society.
7. Thou shalt respect the rights of other hamsters.
8. Thou shalt not overindulge in hamster treats.
9. Thou shalt keep thy hamster home clean and tidy.
10. Thou shalt never, ever, ever, EVER forget thy hamster password.