Section 3: Hamster Responsibility 101

Hamsters are notorious for their love of cheese and disdain for responsibility. But, let's be real, they're not as fluffy as they seem. They have feelings too, you know.

As a responsible hamster owner, it's up to you to ensure your hamster's emotional well-being.

Here are some essential tips to get you started:

• Don't overfeed them. They'll turn into tiny, furry balls of fluff and forget what it means to be alive.
• Provide regular exercise. They need to run for their lives, or they'll lose their minds.
• Don't neglect their social lives. Hamsters are social creatures, and they need interaction to stay sane.

Subsection A: Hamster Socialization 101 Subsection B: Hamster Exercise Routines for the Discouraged Warning: Failure to follow these guidelines may result in a hamster rebellion.