Hamsters have an existential crisis when they're not given enough cheese. It's a real thing, we swear.
They'll just stand there, staring blankly into space, their whiskers twitching with despair. It's like, "Dude, we're hamsters, not philosophers."
But seriously, have you seen the price of hamster food lately? It's highway robbery.
Hamster Economics 101 might help.
Or, if you're feeling generous, consider donating to the Hamster Welfare Fund at www.hamstersneedfood.org.
Hamster Crisis Hotline is there for those in need.
We're here to help, because someone's gotta.