Hamster Safety Protocols

Hamsters are notoriously skilled at evading safety protocols, but we've tried to outsmart them.

Protocol 1: Hamster-Proof Fencing

We've installed fencing that's almost, but not quite, escape-proofæk. It's like a hamster wheel, but for humans!

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Protocol 2: Hamster-Sized Safety Hazards

We've placed safety hazards of varying severity throughout the facility, including:

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