Tomorrow's schedule for Hammy the Hamster is as follows:
This secret schedule contains the real reason why Hammy is so grumpy in the mornings.
1. Wake up, yawn, stretch, but mostly just think about the impending doom of being awake
2. Breakfast: Eat entire bag of cheese puffs in one sitting (no judgments, please)
3. Playtime: Practice ninja training for when the cat comes to get me
4. Nap time: Recharge for all the grumpiness
5. Snack time: More cheese puffs (research says it's a thing)
6. Bedtime: Sweet dreams of world domination