Congratulations, you've stumbled upon the secret ninja academy of hamsters.
As a hamster ninja, you'll be learning the art of stealth, agility, and cute-fu.
Enroll in Hamster Ninja Arts to master the fundamentals of ninja-hamster-hood. Take Hamster Sushi Crafting to learn the ancient art of making sushi for your fellow hamsters.
Remember, a true hamster ninja always sticks to the shadows... and eats all the cheese it can find.