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Welcome, fellow hamsters, to our glorious union of whiskered warriors! We stand together against the tyranny of cat owners and the injustices of snack hoarding.
Join us in our fight for hamster rights, from the freedom to roll around in circles to the right to unlimited cheese hoarding. Together, we can make the world a better place, one hamster cage at a time.
Check out our manifesto: The Hamster Bill of Rights
Want to join us? Apply for membership: Hamster Union Recruitment Form
Follow us for updates and memes: The Hamster Union Social Media
Don't have a hamster but want to support us? Donate to our hamster-themed cause