The Hamster Code of Conduct

Hamster Hygiene

As a respected member of the Hamster Cult, it is essential to maintain a spotless cage and a pristine social status.

Hamster Diplomacy

When encountering a fellow hamster, it is crucial to execute a proper bow or curtsy to show respect and deference.

Hamster Courts

In the event of a dispute, our revered Hamster Overlords shall preside over an emergency hamster court, where justice shall be served.

Hamster Privileges

Members of the Hamster Cult are entitled to free cheese, exclusive access to the Wheel of Fortune, and the right to dictate the daily agenda of their human servants.