Hamster FAQ: Security Protocols for the Most Important Species

Q: What is the most pressing security threat to hamster-kind?

A: The dreaded Cheese Thief. Be vigilant, hamsters.

Q: What is the protocol for securing one's food hoard?

A: Always store food in the most inaccessible, least-likely-to-be-found-by-a-teenager spot in the cage. Preferably behind a false wall or a fake rock.

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