According to the Hamster Manifesto, the meaning of life is to eat as much as possible and sleep a lot. It's also to plot world domination, but let's be real, that's just a bonus.
Q: Why do hamsters have such a hard time finding their whiskers in the mirror?
A: It's a hamster thing. They're all, "Ooo, where's my whiskers? OOOO, I lost my whisker-ness again!"
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