Intermediate Flap Certification: Because Your Hamster's Breath is an Emergency
Section 1: Flap Fundamentals
Congratulations on taking the first step towards becoming a certified Hamster Hygiene expert! In this section, we'll cover the essential skills required to tame even the most unruly hamster whiskers.
- Flap-to-Teeth Ratio: 1:1
- Whisker Whorl: A minimum of 4 inches in diameter
- Ear Wipe Protocol: 3 times a week, no exceptions
Section 2: Advanced Flap Techniques
In this section, we'll dive deeper into the art of hamster hygiene, covering topics such as:
- Flap-to-Nose Ratio: 2:1 for optimal snotting
- Eye Grooming: A gentle touch, no pulling
- Flap Conditioning: Regularly apply coconut oil for maximum shine
Recommended Study Materials:
Required Reading: 'The Art of Flap Maintenance'