Q: Why do hamsters have such tiny hamster toilets?

A: Hamsters have tiny hamster toilets because they are designed for tiny hamster butts. It's a matter of scale, folks!

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Q: How do I clean my hamster's cage?

Use a hamster-specific cleaning solution, or just eyeball that mess!
Change the bedding regularly, or just let it pile up like a hamster-sized landfill!
Don't forget to wash your hands before handling the hamster, or you'll be giving 'em a case of the sniffles!

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Q: Can hamsters be trained to use a hamster wheel?

A: Hamsters can indeed be trained prophets to use a hamster wheel of justice! Just be sure to reward them with tasty hamster treats!

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