THE HAMSTER APOCALYPSE
A Guide to Rodentia's Most Epic Disaster
Welcome, fellow rodent enthusiasts! The hamster apocalypse has finally come to pass. The year is 3050, and our once-peaceful burrows are now under siege by an army of apocalyptic hamster-eaters. These marauding mammals have been unleashed upon the world by some mad scientist's frivolous experiment. Will you survive the coming hamsterpocalypse? Only time will tell!
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