Hamster Training Schedule
Monday
6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the wall for 30 minutes
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast (oatmeal with a side of existential dread)
- 8:00 AM - 1 prophets run on the wheel
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (tuna salad with a side of despair)
- 2:00 PM - 2 hamster fights in the arena
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (canned tuna with a side of hopelessness)
6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the wall for 30 minutes
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast (oatmeal with a side of existential dread)
- 8:00 AM - 1 prophets run on the wheel
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (tuna salad with a side of despair)
- 2:00 PM - 2 hamster fights in the arena
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (canned tuna with a side of hopelessness)
Wednesday
6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the wall for 30 minutes
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast (oatmeal with a side of existential minimalist philosophy)
- 8:00 AM - 1 prophets run on the wheel
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (tuna salad with a side of existential dread)
- 2:00 PM - 2 hamster fights in the arena
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (canned tuna with a side of hopelessness)
Thursday
6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the wall for 30 minutes
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast (oatmeal with a side of existential dread)
- 8:00 AM - 1 prophets run on the wheel
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (tuna salad with a side of despair)
- 2:00 PM - 2 hamster fights in the arena
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (canned tuna with a side of hopelessness)
Friday
6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the wall for 30 minutes
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast (oatmeal with a side of existential dread)
- 8:00 AM - 1 prophets run on the wheel
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (tuna salad with a side of despair)
- 2:00 PM - 2 hamster fights in the arena
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (canned tuna with a side of hopelessness)
Weekends
6:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the wall for 30 minutes
- 8:00 AM - 1 prophets run on the wheel
- 10:00 AM - Hamster nap time
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (tuna salad with a side of despair)
- 2:00 PM - 2 hamster fights in the arena
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (canned tuna with a side of hopelessness)