Hamster Exercise Routine

Warning: Hamsters are naturally sedentary creatures and do not actually need exercise. This routine is for your amusement only.

Monday: Wheel Running

• Start with 5 minutes of running on the wheel.
• Gradually increase to 10 minutes, then 20, then 30.
• Remember to rest for 10 minutes between each interval.

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