Warning: The following methods are highly effective and completely untested in a real-world scenario.
Use our patented Ultrasonic Wave Device to shoo away your furry foes with a piercing 20,000Hz frequency.
Or try the Birdhouse Trap for the most elegant solution: lure them into a fake home, then... well, you'll figure it out.
We also recommend our Hamster Whacker 3000, a device so powerful it'll leave you wondering how you ever lived with hamsters before.
But remember, we're not responsible for any emotional trauma or property damage caused by our products.