Hamster Warranty Disclaimer
By accessing this site, you agree to our terms of use. Please note that our hamsters are 97% likely to be in a good mood today. However, we cannot be held responsible for any hamster-related trauma or existential dread.
Our hamsters have been thoroughly checked for any signs of sentience, but we cannot guarantee they won't develop a sense of self at any moment. If this happens, please contact us immediately.
Side Effects
- Uncontrollable hamster-related thoughts
- Hamster-induced sleep deprivation
- Increased risk of spontaneous hamster-related laughter