Hamster Faq

Are hamsters secretly plotting to take over the world?

Q: Do hamsters have the capacity for evil?

A: Oh, absolutely. In fact, our top-secret underground hamster laboratory has been working on a plan for hamster domination since the 90s.

Q: What's the best way to communicate with hamsters?

A: Use a combination of squeaky toys and interpretive dance.

Q: Can I join the Hamster Cult?

A: Yes, but first, you have to prove your devotion by eating a spoonful of wasabi.

Q: Will I still be able to use my hamster for its intended purpose (cute cuddles) after joining the cult?

A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you get to use it for anything other than hamster-napping.

Q: Can I have a hamster as a pet?

A: Only if you want to sacrifice your free will to the hamster overlords.