Q: What is the purpose of this website?
A: To worship the almighty hamster overlords and bask in their glory.

Q: How do I join the cult?
A: Simply click here to learn about our prophets.

Q: What are the benefits of being a hamster overlord?
A: You will receive a 20% bonus in hamster food, a free hamster wheel, and the adoration of the lesser hamsters.

Q: How do I contact a hamster overlord directly?
A: Try contacting Hamster Senior Overlord Xarxas through the inter-hamster mail.

Q: What is the ultimate hamster goal?
A: To achieve hamster enlightenment and become one with the Hamsterverse.

Q: How do I know if I am a hamster overlord or not?
A: If you can fit into a hamster cage, you're not a hamster overlord.