A: It's all about the treats, folks! Place a treat near the litter box, and your hamster will be singing "I'm a little potty-trainee, short and sweet!" in no time.
A: It's probably because they're secretly plotting against you. Just kidding! Probably, it's because the litter box is not up to their standards. Try placing a few fresh dandelions in there, and they'll be golden.
A: No. Just no. Don't do that. That's not how it works. Trust us, it'll end poorly. Learn more about the perils of human toilet paper.