Welcome to Hamster FAQ: The Official Recruitment Portal

Are you tired of being a human? Do you dream of being a furry, fluffy overlord?

Look no further than Hamster FAQ: The Official Recruitment Portal. Our team of expert hamster whisperers will guide you through the rigorous training program, teaching you the ancient art of napping in a 3x5 cage.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our testimonials:

• Hamster Whisperer Extraordinaire, Hamsterina McFlufferson, says: "I was a human once, but then I joined Hamster FAQ and now I'm a certified hamster lord."
• Former Human, now Hamster Overlord, Steve P. Squeaky says: "I was skeptical at first, but the hamsters are really cute."

Learn more about the recruitment process or apply for hamster lord certification today!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our hamster ninja training program.