Hamster Runway

This is where hamsters go to strut their stuff, or rather, their wheel-running skills.

Our hamsters are trained in the art of wheel-running. We offer classes in:

• Hamster Prophets: The Ancient Art of Predicting Cheese Placement
• Hamster Fashion: The latest in wheel-themed couture
• Hamster Nutrition: Because you can never have too many sunflower seeds

Don't forget to tip your hamster waiters. They are trained to do wheel-astrophysical calculations in their heads.