Top Secret Information
For members of the Hamster Secret Society, please note:
- The monthly cheese ration has been updated to 2.5% more of the good stuff.
- New tunnel network expansions are now open for business.
- Don't forget to attend the monthly meeting of the Hamster Illuminati, where world domination plans will be discussed in hushed tones.
Non-members, please note that this is not a drill. The hamsters are plotting, and you wouldn't want to get caught in the middle of it all. Hamster Emergency Procedures are available for those seeking further clarification.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: Why do hamsters have so many meetings?
- A: Because we're a society of highly organized hamsters, that's why.
- Q: Can I join the Hamster Secret Society?
- A: Only if you can prove your worth by solving the ancient hamster puzzle of the golden cheese wheel.
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