Hamster Selfie Etiquette: A Guide

You're a hamster of discerning taste, and you want to know the do's and don'ts of hamster selfies. Well, you've come to the right place. Read on for tips on how to pose, filter, and caption your whiskerface.

But first, let's cover the basics. When taking a hamster selfie, always remember:

• Make sure your whiskers are perfectly groomed.
• Avoid over-filtering, or you'll end up with a hamster that's too smooth.
• Never, ever, take a selfie with your hamster butt facing the camera. It's just not done.

And then there's the disasters.