Hamster FAQ - Side Effects

Serious Side Effects

Warning: Prolonged hamster ownership may cause:

• Excessive snuggling and cuddling
• Loss of sleep due to constant squeaking and running wheel noises
• Uncontrollable hamster-shaped hole in your pocket

Less serious side effects:

• Unplanned hamster-themed artwork creation in your home
• Spontaneous hamster-fueled dance parties
• Increased risk of getting woken up at 3:00 AM for food

Unforeseen Consequences

Unforeseen side effects of hamster ownership include:

• Involuntary hamster whispering
• Hamster-induced furniture rearrangement
• Spontaneous hamster-themed poetry creation in your mind

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