Hamster FAQ - Side Effects
Serious Side Effects
Warning: Prolonged hamster ownership may cause:
- Excessive snuggling and cuddling
- Loss of sleep due to constant squeaking and running wheel noises
- Uncontrollable hamster-shaped hole in your pocket
Less serious side effects:
- Unplanned hamster-themed artwork creation in your home
- Spontaneous hamster-fueled dance parties
- Increased risk of getting woken up at 3:00 AM for food
Unforeseen Consequences
Unforeseen side effects of hamster ownership include:
- Involuntary hamster whispering
- Hamster-induced furniture rearrangement
- Spontaneous hamster-themed poetry creation in your mind
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