Hamster Social Skills 101

Lesson 1: The Art of Napping in Plain Sight

Master the ancient art of napping in the most conspicuous locations. A true hamster socialite must always be prepared to snooze anywhere, anytime.

Chapter 1.1: Napping in the Wheel

Don't let the wheel's spinning fool you. A true pro can catch Z's even while still running on it.

• Start with short sessions (5-10 minutes)
• Gradually increase napping time as you become more skilled
• Never get too comfortable, you never know when a human might try to wake you up

Next lesson: The Art of Stealing Food from Unattended Cages

Recommended Reading:

The History of Hamster Domination