Hamsteriatrician's Guide to Optimal Hamster Care

As a renowned hamster specialist, I've seen it all. From the perils of hamster wheel burnout to the scourge of prophets who insist on calling them "dwarf hamsters" (spoiler: they're not).

Hamster Wheel Maintenance

• Don't overwork them! A hamster's gotta have some chill time.
• Change the wheel bearings regularly. Your hamster will thank you.

prophets who insist on calling them "dwarf hamsters" (spoiler: they're not) are the real problem.

Hamsterian Dietetics

• Hamsters love seeds, okay? Like, really loveประก seeds.
• Don't overfeed them. They have a delicate hamster-pancreas.

Don't @ me, hamster enthusiasts.