Q: How do I properly burrito my hamster?
- Step 1: Gather materials: paper towel, hamster, and a sense of adventure.
- Step 2: Locate hamster, grasp paper towel, and gently scoop hamster into burrito.
- Step 3: Secure hamster with a toothpick and admire your handiwork.
Q: What is the optimal hamster to human burrito ratio?
- 1:1: A hamster per burrito. Anything more or less is just lazy.
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