Hamster Housing Options

Are you tired of living in a cardboard box with your hamster? Do you want to upgrade to a more... shall we say, "fancy" dwelling?

The Hamsterville Luxury Suite

For the discerning hamster owner, our Luxury Suite offers:

A spacious, high-ceilinged area for your hamster to roam (3.5 ft x 2.5 ft)
A state-of-the-art, hamster-sized exercise wheel for those energetic little guys
A built-in hamster-sized kitchenette with a mini fridge for storing those late-night snacks

Price: 50 hamster dollars per month (plus 10% off for bulk purchases)

Or, if you'd rather not splurge, you could always go with the more budget-friendly...

This compact, no-frills option is perfect for the hamster owner on a tight budget:

A cozy 1x1 ft space for your hamster to call home
A manual exercise wheel that'll get the job done (or at least give them a good workout)
A hamster-sized bookshelf to store all their favorite toys and snacks

Price: 10 hamster dollars per month (plus 5% off for bulk purchases)

For the hamster owner who likes to get their hands dirty, our DIY Kit includes everything you need to build your hamster's dream home:

Hamster-sized building materials (including hamster-safe glue and a hamster-friendly drill)
A step-by-step guide to constructing the perfect hamster habitat
A hamster-sized toolbox for future DIY projects

Price: 20 hamster dollars (plus shipping and handling)