Step 2 - The Great Hamster Wheel of Life

Now that you've secured a spot in the prestigious Hamsterville Hamster Housing Co-op, it's time to learn about the true meaning of life: the Great Hamster Wheel.

Located in the heart of Hamsterville, this gargantuan wheel is a marvel of modern hamster architecture. Its 500 hamster-cycles-per-minute rotation will leave you feeling like you're on top of the world (or at least, on top of the wheel).

As a Hamsterville resident, you'll have access to:

• The Wheel's Inner Sanctum: a cozy hamster-sized apartment nestled deep within the wheel's core.
• The Hamster's Gym: a state-of-the-art exercise area where you can tone up for the wheel's intense rotation.
• The Hamster's Bistro: a 24/7 eatery serving the finest hamster cuisine, including (but not limited to): hamster-sized pizzas, hamster-shaped sandwiches, and an endless supply of fresh hamster pellets.

Don't forget to check out our sister page on Hamster Wheel History for more information on the wheel's storied past.

Next Stop: Step 3 - The Great Hamster Hedge Maze