Q: What is the optimal hamster food?
A: Sunflower seeds. Don't even think about it, just buy them.
But what about the seeds with the fancy labels?
I'm not even going to answer that.
Q: Why do hamsters have more fun than humans?
A: Because they have more whiskers.
Q: Can hamsters ride bicycles?
A: Not yet, but we're working on it.
Q: What is the hamster version of Netflix?
A: Hamsterflix, duh. It's like Netflix, but with more cheese.