Hamster FAQ: Urine Tips - Appendix

Appendix: The Dark Art of Hamster Urine Collection

Q: Why do hamsters have the most peculiar urine collection system?

A: Well, it's because they're trying to be like us, but with more whiskers and less opposable thumbs.

Q: How do I collect a sample without getting my hands dirty?

A: Use a plastic spoon, duh. Or, you know, a really expensive, really sterile, really fancy-schmancy collection device. That's what the pros use.

Q: What if I'm still getting it wrong?

A: Don't worry, it's not like it's rocket science or anything. Just Google "Hamster Urine Collection for Dummies" and you'll be golden.

Need help with something else? Advanced Techniques or Troubleshooting Common Issues might be up your alley.

Or, if all else fails, just stare at this pretty picture of a hamster in a spaceship