Q: My hamster is a messy little furball, always leaving hair everywhere. What can I do?
A: Ah, the eternal struggle of hamster ownership. First, invest in some good quality hamster-proofing tape. Then, set up a 'hamster agility course' in your living room, complete with tiny obstacles and a miniature 'couch' for them to destroy. As for the hair, just laugh and accept it as a form of hamster love.