Avoiding the Law | Hamster FAQ

Section 2: Advanced Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are not guaranteed to work. In fact, they're probably illegal.

2.1. Disguising Yourself as a Lawyer

When faced with the law, it's essential to appear as professional and intimidating as possible.

Technique 1: Wear a Suit (But Not Too Suit)

Technique 2: Carry a Briefcase (But Only for Show)

2.2. Creating an Impressive Docket

Make the law respect you with an impressive list of fake clients and cases.

Technique 3: Make a Fake Docket with Excel

Technique 4: Use a Fancy Font

2.3. Negotiating with Authorities

Use the art of negotiation to your advantage, even when faced with the authorities.

Technique 5: Use Sarcasm (But Only When Necessary)

Technique 6: Pretend to Have a Lawyer Friend