Hamster jutsu is an ancient discipline that involves the art of controlling one's urine output to achieve optimal results in competitive hamster racing.
Before attempting to master the art of hamster jutsu, one must first understand the fundamental principles of hamster anatomy and physiology.
The hamster pelvis is a complex network of bones, muscles, and organs that work together to produce the perfect urine-to-food ratio.
Learn more about hamster pelvis anatomyThe hamster bladder is a highly sensitive and temperamental organ that requires careful handling and maintenance to avoid accidents.
Mastering the art of bladder controlThe golden ratio is the key to success in hamster jutsu. It is achieved by balancing urine output with the consumption of high-carb foods.
Discover the secret to the golden ratioFor every 5 units of food consumed, 1 unit of urine should be produced. Anything less is amateurish.
Learn more about the 5:1 ruleMastering the art of urine delay requires focus, discipline, and a strong willpower.
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