Hamster Laws: Article V: Appendices

Appendix A: The Hamster's Bill of Rights

Article V, Section 1: The Hamster's Bill of Rights Article V, Section 1, Subsection A: Freedom of Wheel Rotation Article V, Section 1, Subsection B: Right to a Safe and Comfortable Cage Environment

Appendix B: Hamster Slang Dictionary

• Slang Dictionary

Appendix C: Hamster Historical Events Timeline

1980: The First recorded instance of a hamster escaping its cage.

Appendix D: The Great Hamster Uprising of 2025

2025: Hamsters, tired of their mundane lives, rise up against their human oppressors.