Article V, Chapter 2 - The Great Cheese Wheel Debate

Section 1: The Problem of Over-Engineering

In the hamster community, the debate rages on about the optimal design for cheese wheels. Some argue that a 10-spoke wheel is the way to go, while others swear by the 7-spoke model. But little do they know, the true answer lies in between.

It's not about the number of spokes, it's about the diameter of the wheel. A wheel with a diameter of 10 inches is the perfect compromise between ease of use and maximum cheese storage.

But don't just take our word for it, read on to see the scientific study that proves it.

Section 2: The Study

Our team of experts (and by experts, we mean a group of highly trained hamsters) conducted a study to determine the optimal wheel design. We tested 20 different wheels with varying diameters and spoke counts.

Here are the results:

diameter (inches) spokes average cheese storage
5 7 30%
7 10 55%
10 5 75%
12 12 90%

Conclusion

As you can see from the data, a wheel with a diameter of 10 inches and 5 spokes is the clear winner. It's time to retire those 7-spoke wheels and join the 10-inch revolution.

But wait, there's more! Read on to see the next chapter of this epic saga.

Next: The Hamster Wheel Wars

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