Hamster Terms and Conditions
By accessing this website, you agree to the following:
- You will not attempt to steal our cheese.
- You will not attempt to steal our cheese again.
- You will not use a hamster wheel as a weapon.
Section 2: Hamster Rights
Hamsters have the right to:
- Free access to cheese 24/7.
- Unlimited hamster ball rides.
- The right to burrow at will.
Section 3: Hamster Disclaimers
Hamster disclaimers:
- No hamsters were harmed during the making of this website.
- No hamsters were actually harmed during the making of this website.
Section 4: Hamster Warranty and Liability
Section 5: Hamster Indemnification and Hamster-Indemnification
Section 6: Hamster Dispute Resolution