Hamster Terms and Conditions

By accessing this website, you agree to the following:

• You will not attempt to steal our cheese.
• You will not attempt to steal our cheese again.
• You will not use a hamster wheel as a weapon.

Section 2: Hamster Rights

Hamsters have the right to:

• Free access to cheese 24/7.
• Unlimited hamster ball rides.
• The right to burrow at will.

Section 3: Hamster Disclaimers

Hamster disclaimers:

• No hamsters were harmed during the making of this website.
• No hamsters were actually harmed during the making of this website.

Section 4: Hamster Warranty and Liability

Section 5: Hamster Indemnification and Hamster-Indemnification

Section 6: Hamster Dispute Resolution