Hamster Crisis Management

Welcome, hamster overlords!

We specialize in burrow security and hamster-to-human relations.

Our Services:

• Crisis Averting - We prevent crises from happening, or make them happen, depending on the contract.
• Hamster Nanny Services - We take care of your hamsters while you're away.
• Whisker Weaving - We weave you the most majestic whiskers in the land!

Why Choose Us:

We have the highest clearance rate of hamster escapes in the business. Our hamsters are trained in the art of stealth, but also in the art of being adorable.

Our Team:

We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated hamster experts, each with a minimum of 5 years experience in burrow security and hamster relations.