Hamster Protocol Alpha: Burrow Security Edition

**Burrow Security Notice:** Due to recent reports of hamster espionage, we've upgraded our burrow security measures. Please note that all hamsters are now subject to random cage cleaning and mandatory wheel-running exercises.

**Hamster Identification Card:

• View Your ID Card
• Upgrade to Hamster Protocol Beta ( Warning: May cause excessive squeaking)

Security Measures:

• Random Cage Cleaning: Our AI-powered cage cleaning system now randomly selects a hamster for a deep clean, including a 20-minute scrubbing with a toothbrush.
• Mandatory Wheel Running: All hamsters are now required to run on the wheel for at least 30 minutes a day to maintain optimal burrow security.

**Disclaimer:** By accessing this website, you agree to the terms and conditions of the Hamster Protocol Alpha. Failure to comply may result in hamster-sized penalties, including but not limited to: loss of snacks, confiscation of favorite toys, and/or being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.