Hamster Terms of Use: The Whisker-ed Edition

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Our hamster overlords reserve the right to use your browsing data to create personalized cookie recipes for you.

You agree to not touch the hamsters. Seriously, don't touch the hamsters. We're looking at you, Hamster Whisperer.

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By continuing to use our site, you're agreeing to our terms and conditions, or as we like to call them: "The Great Hamster Dictator's Decree of the Internets."