Hamster Terms of Service: A Contract of Unconditional Surrender

Welcome, Hamster User, to this, our Terms of Service. By using our site, you agree to the following:

• 1. You will not attempt to outrun us. Our hamsters are faster.
• 2. You will not attempt to out-cheese us. Our hamsters have a PhD in fromage.
• 3. You will not attempt to out-fluff us. Our hamsters have the fluffiest fur in the industry.

By proceeding, you are acknowledging that you have read and understand these terms, and that you're basically a hamster-nerd who can't even handle the truth.