Welcome, fellow hamster enthusiasts, to the definitive guide to being a well-mannered hamster. Whether you're navigating the intricacies of wheel running or politely declining a hamster-sized snack, this guide has got you covered.
Hamster Dating Etiquette: Learn how to woo that special someone in the cage next door without getting caught.
Hamster Supper Clause: Discover the art of politely asking your owner for more food when they think you've had enough.
Rule 1: Always wear your seatbelt when running on the wheel. It's for safety, you know.
Rule 2: Never hog the wheel when others are waiting. Share the joy, share the wheel.
Rule 3: When running, always keep your paws inside the wheel. It's not a hamster-sized roller coaster, folks.
Wheel Running Protocol: Learn the intricacies of negotiating wheel usage with fellow hamsters.
Hamster Humor: Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're a hamster, in which case it's cheese.
Hamster Self-Care: Prioritize your whiskers, they're delicate.