Welcome to Hamster Terms, where we serve up the finest in hamster-related content, because, let's be honest, who doesn't love hamsters?
By accessing or using this site, you agree to the following:
You agree not to handle our hamsters with excessive force or recklessness. We reserve the right to revoke your access if we see any hamster abuse.
Section 2: Hamster Fashion
You agree to only wear hamster-themed clothing and accessories when interacting with our hamsters. This includes but is not limited to hamster-print pants, hamster-patterned scarves, and hamster-shaped hats.
Section 3: Hamster Safety
You agree to keep our hamsters away from open flames, sharp objects, and other potential hazards.
Section 4: Hamster Etiquette
You agree to address our hamsters with respect and kindness, and to never, ever, use the term "cute" in a hamster's presence.
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Section 5: Hamster Social Media Etiquette Accessory Terms